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For some time now I have
kept a file in my E-mail folders called "Saved Special Things." Over time they have
built up and caused my "OutLook Express" to load slow. I am placing these Saved Special
Thins here in "Text Area" format so as to save them. They are not likely to be
of interest to anyone but myself so I will not list a link in the CraigPages. Files are
moved here on August 3, 2003 through May 17, 2006.
Robert B Craig
New billboards are getting attention in Arizona. Some reported seeing one or two messages, but the newspaper listed all of them.
Here's a list of all variations of the "God Speaks" billboards. The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included. These are awesome. enjoy.
(And my personal favorite...:-)
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Tell the kids I love them.
-God
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Let's meet at my house Sunday
before the game.
-God
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C'mon over and bring the kids.
-God
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What part of "Thou Shalt Not..."
didn't you understand?
-God
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We need to talk.
-God
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Keep using my name in vain,
I'll make rush hour longer.
-God
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Loved the wedding,
invite me to the marriage.
-God
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That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing...
I meant it.
-God
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I love you and you
and you and you and...
-God
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Will the road you're on
get you to my place?
-God
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Follow me.
-God
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Big bang theory,
you've got to be kidding.
-God
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My Way Is The Highway.*
-God
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Need directions?
-God
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You think it's hot here?
-God
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Have you read my #1 best seller?
There will be a test.
-God
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Do you have any idea
where you're going?
-God
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* Could be, "My Way Or The Highway!" Don't make me come down there.
-God
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~ "Hit the road, Jack!"
Or, "Down The Creek Without A Paddle."
~
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A heavy day for Emails: August 21, 2003 :-) ~ Just doing my best to be helpful. Bob C ~Craigs On The WEB http://members.cox.net/rcraig5/CraigHome.html http://members.cox.net/rbcraig5/pageofblessings.html ----- Original Message ----- From: "Bob Craig" To: "Bob Craig" Sent: Thursday, August 21, 2003 8:25 PM Subject: Re: Why do you "pervert the grace of God"? > Mr. Long~ > > After a close review we have determined that our "Statement ~" was > inadequate and have tried to improve it so that all can understand. It is > with a sincere realization that one without faith will have great difficulty > understanding what Faith in God is all about. > > I hope that this will conclude the matter. > > Regards, > > Bob C > http://members.cox.net/rcraig5/StatementOfFaith.html > > > ~Craigs On The WEB > http://members.cox.net/rcraig5/CraigHome.html > http://members.cox.net/rbcraig5/pageofblessings.html > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Bob Craig" > To: "George Longhurst" > Sent: Thursday, August 21, 2003 8:01 PM > Subject: Re: Why do you "pervert the grace of God"? > > > > http://www.theendtimes.org > > > > > > > > ~Craigs On The WEB > > http://members.cox.net/rcraig5/CraigHome.html > > http://members.cox.net/rbcraig5/pageofblessings.html > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "George Longhurst" > > To: > > Sent: Thursday, August 21, 2003 12:43 PM > > Subject: Why do you "pervert the grace of God"? > > > > > > > > > > Hi! there > > > > > > I surfed into your web site and noticed the following in your statement > of > > faith: > > > > > > "We believe that the only way to eternal salvation is through personal > > belief that the blood of Jesus is all-sufficient for the penalty of sin > and > > an acceptance of him into your life as Lord and Saviour" > > > > > > "We believe in salvation by grace alone, and that salvation is immediate > > and eternal" > > > > > > Surely this false teaching contradicts everything taught in the gospel > > writings? > > > Is it not "perverting the grace of our God " as warned by Jude? > > > > > > What about the call to "Repent and believe the gospel" Mark 1:15) as > > preached by Jesus? > > > > > > Are you not therefore deceiving your followers? > > > > > > In love > > > > > > George Longhurst > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > > > __________________________________________________________ > > > Sign-up for your own personalized E-mail at Mail.com > > > http://www.mail.com/?sr=signup > > > > > > CareerBuilder.com has over 400,000 jobs. Be smarter about your job > search > > > http://corp.mail.com/careers > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` Our Statement Of Faith We believe that Jesus Christ was the son of God, is God (always was, always will be, the beginning and the end), was born of a virgin, was crucified as punishment for the sins of mankind severally, was resurrected on the third day, ascended into heaven, at this Very moment is sitting at the Right hand of God The Father interceding for you and for me, and is coming back soon to rule and reign for evermore. We believe that the only way to eternal salvation is through personal belief that the blood of Jesus is all-sufficient for the penalty of sin and an acceptance of him into your life as Lord and Saviour. We believe in salvation by grace alone, and that salvation is immediate and eternal upon acceptance of Jesus as a one-time sacrifice for your sins, and not obtained through any works, sacraments, traditions or merits of our own. We believe in the Trinity: That God The Father, God The Son, and God The Holy Spirit are three Persons present in one God. Our Statement of Faith is based on our life long experiences and convictions, confirmed by our personal relationship with Jesus Christ, the undergirding of the Holy Spirit and a total FAITH in God the Father. We make no apologies for our beliefs and with uttermost confidence recommend our experience of Faith to anyone without any hesitation. ~~Bob & Glenda Craig rcraig5@cox.net ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THEN THERE WAS THIS: http://www.theendtimes.org ~Craigs On The WEB http://members.cox.net/rcraig5/CraigHome.html http://members.cox.net/rbcraig5/pageofblessings.html ----- Original Message ----- From: Patrick Geaney To: rcraig5@cox.net Sent: Thursday, August 21, 2003 12:02 PM Subject: Re: Unworthy servant Mr Bob Craig Thank you for your response to our call to follow Jesus. You write concerning me. "What a nut- case the individual is that sent this Email! Most likely a homosexual or some other mental problem has cause him/her to find a crack in the wall of Scripture to crawl through". My Master The Lord Jesus Christ warns his disciples: Matthew 10:25 "It is enough for the disciple that he become like his teacher, and the slave like his master. If they have called the head of the house Beelzebul, how much more will they malign the members of his household!! " HALLELUJAH! BLESS YOU , Mr Bob Craig Patrick Geaney Unworthy servant and disciple of Jesus http://www.quicksitemaker.com/members/disciples/custom.html >From: "Bob Craig" >Reply-To: "Bob Craig" >To: "Bob Craig" >Subject: Unworthy servant >Date: Tue, 19 Aug 2003 14:57:12 -0400 > >GlacierIMPORTANT > >I have used my "anger_button.jpg" [Right of Text] for >this page to indicate my impatience (and yes, ANGER!) >with this sort of Email. I didn't ask for this and have >no idea who sent it. But if you want to know what >divisiveness in the Christian Faith is: > >-- closely study the following . . . >and may God lead YOU to not be deceived! > >It shames me somewhat to realize that I had formatted >nearly all of the Email to post in HTML on my site >before realizing how radical this persons view is. > >I am posting it anyway simply to pass on to you something >that should cause you to be very careful whom on the >Internet you trust and believe. This man would compare >the Apostle Paul and Jesus Christ and try and drive a >wedge between them. > > >This individual must have some sin in his/her heart >that the Apostle Paul has written about and rather than >choose to cast the sin out/away from their life, they would >find it easier to simply get others to believe that Paul >was anti-Christ in his writings. > >This is simply ridiculous in every sense of the matter! > > ~ Bob C > > >URGENT REPENTANCE >CALL TO CHRISTIANS. > >" COME OUT FROM AMONG THEM... >LEST YOU TAKE PART IN THEIR >SINS AND SHARE IN THEIR PLAGUES" > > >(Revelation 18:4). > > > >Yeshua (Jesus) of Nazareth says > > "Be my disciples...all others are > thieves and robbers". > > (John 8:31, 13:35, 10:8) > >The thief and robber Paul says > > > "I beseech you be ye followers of me". > (1 Corinthians 4:16) > NOTE: In this passage the Apostle simply ask that > the recipients of this letter to the Corinthians > follow his (Paul's) lead in trusting and serving > Christ! Not bow down to him as a god! What a nut- > case the individual is that sent this Email! Most > likely a homosexual or some other mental problem > has cause him/her to find a crack in the wall of > Scripture to crawl through. > > > "The wise" (Matthew 25:2) [Have no idea > what this has to do with the subject!] > >follow YESHUA (JESUS) THE MESSIAH : > > > > "The foolish" >follow Paul.. > > >ARE YOU "WISE" or " FOOLISH"???? >(Matthew 25) > > > > NOTE: I tried to access the following link > but had no success. I caution you if you wish > to attempt to access the site. There is just > something about this site/person that simply > isn't right . . . ~ Bob C > > > > >CLICK HERE: (not a good link?) >http://www.quicksitemaker.com/members/disciples/custom.html > > > > "NO ONE CAN SERVE TWO MASTERS..." > (Matthew 6:24) > > NOTE: Here Jesus is talking about the > impossible proposition of serving the wealth > of this world while trying to serve Christ > as Lord and Master at the same time. > > "THEY HAVE MISLED MY PEOPLE BY > SAYING PEACE WHERE THERE IS NO > PEACE" > (Ezekiel 13:10) > > > > ~~Patrick Geaney > > > > Unworthy servant and Disciple of Jesus > > >PS: Dear unworthy serv ant, Patrick Geaney . . . >Your Email DEFIANTLY exposes you as a completely >unworthy servant in every sense of the world. > >Your little bit of understanding as exposed >in this writing has gone to the outer >limits of reasonable construct and interpretation >of God's Word. > > >I apologize for expressing ANGER above. I will >simply close this page with this: "I will earnestly >pray for you -- that God, through His Holy >Spirit will cause you to search the Scriptures >while you "rightly divide the Word of Truth." > > >You need to get help! > > >~~Bob C > > >--- Original Message --- >From Patrick Geaney disciplesofjesus@hotmail.com >To Bob Craig >Subject URGENT CALL TO REPENTANCE / FOLLOW JESUS ONLY >Date Tue, 19 Aug 2003 14:22:50 > > > > > > > > >~Craigs On The WEB >http://members.cox.net/rcraig5/CraigHome.html >http://members.cox.net/rbcraig5/pageofblessings.html > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MSN 8 helps ELIMINATE E-MAIL VIRUSES. Get 2 months FREE*.
8/21/03 ` Pappy Brother Bob, Just got this from Gwen UNCAPHER. The stories made me think of a story that I have been meaning to relate to you. When my wife and I had a baby that was in a hospital in Pittsburgh: we would visit her every chance we got. One day our minister was going to Pittsburgh for a few meetings: and to visit a few sick members that were in the hospital in that city. I accompanied him that day. While he was doing his business: I visited with our daughter. When he picked me up for our trip home: he had one last visit to make with a fellow that had cancer. We managed to get stuck in a heavy traffic jam. It was sure hot that day: and the pastor was starting to become quit upset. When we finally arrived at the hospital: we were just in time to be with the fellow and his family as he was breathing his last few breaths. So had we not been delayed: we would have been miles from there by the time of his passing. I have been meening to tell you this for quite some time: but some how always manage to get sidetracked. But this was the perfect opportunity to tell this story of the works of GOD. GOD Bless You and Yours !! Pappy !!! Subject: WHERE GOD WANTS ME TO BE Next time your morning seems to be going wrong and the children are slow getting dressed and you can't seem to find the car keys and you hit every traffic light, don't get mad or frustrated; praise God instead because God is at work watching over you. After Sept. 11 ... I happened to call a man on business that I didn't know and have not, nor will ever, talk to again. But this day, he felt like talking. He was head of security of a company that had invited the remaining members of a company who had been decimated by the attack on the Twin Towers to share their office space. With his voice full of awe he told me stories of why these people were alive and their counterparts were dead .....and all the stories were just 'little' things. As you might know, the head of the company got in late that day because his son started kindergarten. Another fellow was alive because it was his turn to bring donuts. One woman was late because her alarm clock didn't go off in time. One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike because of an auto accident. One missed his bus. One spilled food on her clothes and had to take time to change. One's car wouldn't start. One went back to answer the telephone. One had a child that dawdled and didn't get ready as soon as he should have. One couldn't get a taxi. There were other stories that I hope and pray will someday be gathered and put in a book. The one that struck me was the man who put on a new pair of shoes that morning, took the various means to get to work but before he got there, he developed a blister on his foot. He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid. That is why he is alive today. Now when I am stuck in traffic, miss an elevator, turn back to answer a ringing telephone .... all the little things that annoy me ...I think to myself, this is exactly where God wants me to be at this very moment. May God continue to bless you with all those annoying little things and may you remember their possible purpose. Pass this on to someone else, if you'd like. There is NO LUCK attached. If you delete this, it's okay: God's Love Is Not Dependent on E-Mail. Faith is being sure of what you hope for and certain of what you do not see. Hebrews 11:1
Brother Bob, Is it II Corinthians 4:6 ? GOD Bless You and Yours !! Pappy !!! ----- Original Message ----- From: Bob Craig To: Bob Craig Sent: Wednesday, August 20, 2003 11:10 PM Subject: From God ~ Pappy! I think you sent this to me as well as Tina. Just got and re-did this one today. Note: You can turn OFF the eyes by racing them back to the white box at the top left side of the screen. ----- Original Message ----- From Tine Barclay To Bob Craig Sent Thursday, June 26, 2003 4:37 PM Arrived ~ Wednesday, August 20, 2003 Subject GOD'S ROAD SIGNS GOD'S ROAD SIGNS To View This In HTML Click Here New billboards are getting attention in Arizona. Some reported seeing one or two messages, but the newspaper listed all of them. Here's a list of all variations of the "God Speaks" billboards. The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included. These are awesome. enjoy. ~ Tell the kids I love them. -God ~ Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. -God ~ C'mon over and bring the kids. -God ~ What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand? -God ~ We need to talk. -God ~ Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. -God ~ Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. -God ~ That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it. -God ~ I love you and you and you and you and... -God ~ Will the road you're on get you to my place? -God ~ Follow me. -God ~ Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding. -God ~ My Way Is The Highway.* -God ~ Need directions? -God ~ You think it's hot here? -God ~ Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. -God ~ Do you have any idea where you're going? -God ~ (And my personal favorite...:-) Don't make me come down there. -God ~ * Could be, "My Way Or The Highway!" ~ "Hit the road, Jack!" Or, "Down The Creek Without A Paddle." ~ ~ Short And Long Of It All Page Of Blessings Pappy See if you can find the hidden messages on the right hand side of our "pageofblessings.html" file. :-) In Christ, your friend, Bob C ~Craigs On The WEB http://members.cox.net/rcraig5/CraigHome.html http://members.cox.net/rbcraig5/pageofblessings.html
Brother Bob, Is it II Corinthians 4:6 ? GOD Bless You and Yours !! Pappy !!! ----- Original Message ----- From: Bob Craig To: Bob Craig Sent: Wednesday, August 20, 2003 11:10 PM Subject: From God ~ Pappy! I think you sent this to me as well as Tina. Just got and re-did this one today. Note: You can turn OFF the eyes by racing them back to the white box at the top left side of the screen. ----- Original Message ----- From Tine Barclay To Bob Craig Sent Thursday, June 26, 2003 4:37 PM Arrived ~ Wednesday, August 20, 2003 Subject GOD'S ROAD SIGNS GOD'S ROAD SIGNS To View This In HTML Click Here New billboards are getting attention in Arizona. Some reported seeing one or two messages, but the newspaper listed all of them. Here's a list of all variations of the "God Speaks" billboards. The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included. These are awesome. enjoy. ~ Tell the kids I love them. -God ~ Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. -God ~ C'mon over and bring the kids. -God ~ What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand? -God ~ We need to talk. -God ~ Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. -God ~ Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. -God ~ That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it. -God ~ I love you and you and you and you and... -God ~ Will the road you're on get you to my place? -God ~ Follow me. -God ~ Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding. -God ~ My Way Is The Highway.* -God ~ Need directions? -God ~ You think it's hot here? -God ~ Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. -God ~ Do you have any idea where you're going? -God ~ (And my personal favorite...:-) Don't make me come down there. -God ~ * Could be, "My Way Or The Highway!" ~ "Hit the road, Jack!" Or, "Down The Creek Without A Paddle." ~ ~ Short And Long Of It All Page Of Blessings Pappy See if you can find the hidden messages on the right hand side of our "pageofblessings.html" file. :-) In Christ, your friend, Bob C ~Craigs On The WEB http://members.cox.net/rcraig5/CraigHome.html http://members.cox.net/rbcraig5/pageofblessings.html
A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks. "Well, I can think of one thing.." the man offers. Once, on a trip to the Black Hills, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, and told him to leave her alone or he would answer to me. St. Peter was impressed. When did this happen?" Just a couple of minutes ago". ESTROGEN, PREGNANCY AND WOMEN PREGNANCY Q & A & MORE! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. "ESTROGEN ISSUES" 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES" 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-" 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space." 8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus. 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday. TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND 10. Cat's facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat clothes. 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time. 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell. 4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow. 3. Eyelash curlers. 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. AND, the Number One thing only women understand: 1. OTHER WOMEN
----- Original Message ------ From: Martha Kellehar Dat: August 22, 2003 NOTE: Entry in Guest Book at TribalPages.com Comments: Your web site has many flashing lights, colour, photographs etc. It speaks much of The Craig Family and their experiences. But is totally deceptive in its presentation of the gospel of the kingdom. Experiences will not enable us to stand in the judgement. Unless we `enter by the the narrow gate` our experiences are nothing but figments of our imagination. Sincerely Martha Kelleher For your convenience I have posted my reply to your nice entry in the Guest Book as noted in the following URL http://www.tribalpages.com/tribes?userid=rbchopper&view=10 Comments: To: marthakelleher610@hotmail.com Sent: Friday, August 22, 2003 11:56 AM Subject: Thank you. I just wanted to let you know that I appreciate your concern for my welfare. I have been driving this vehicle called life for quite some time now and have had no difficulties with it in any respect as to reflections of doubt of salvation. It would be quite foolish for me to throw down something that has given me such great service and worked so completely well. God has chosen to comfort my soul and reassure me that it is "His way or the Highway." Your opinion is yours and it is regrettable that you are so conflicted in your beliefs. I shall include you along with about three others in my prayers. Each of you have expressed so much pain in your relationship with Jesus Christ and what he has offered so freely to anyone who will accept his Grace in a way that even a small child can understand. Look up sister, your redemption draweth nigh ... Build Bridges, Not Walls. In a word, `Unshakeable.` ~Craigs On The WEB http://members.cox.net/rcraig5/CraigHome.html http://members.cox.net/rbcraig5/pageofblessings.html ----- Original Message ----- From: "TribalPages Support" To: "Bob Craig" Sent: Friday, August 22, 2003 9:22 AM Subject: New entry in your guest book > 'Martha Kelleher' has just signed your guest book > You can check your guest book by following the url: > http://www.tribalpages.com/tribes/rbchopper > > > - TribalPages Support > > Brother Bob "Pappy" Thank you! You never cease to amaze me! Your depth of understanding and familiarity with almost any subject -- especially the Bible. God bless you for being my friend! You don't know how much you have blessed me . . . Appreciate your response -- at least I have a friend somewhere :-) I don't know what these people have in mind. I think it is a cult of "Jesus Only Freaks" that reject anything the Bible has to say, except for the Gospel of Mark. Had a fellow professor at SEBTS that taught that junk. Had to pass the class to graduate so I'd give him the answers he wanted and then foot-note the test paper with the correct understanding of God's Word -- at least as best as my simple mind understood it. Faith goes a long way. But, how do you crack nuts like this? I pray for them. They need the Gospel of Jesus Christ so very, very much. In Christ, Bob C -------Original Message------ From: Robert R Haymaker, Sr. Date: August 22, 2003; 02:53:09 Subject: Mind Boggling Fruit Cakes :-) >>> This is mind boggling !! How in the world do you manage to draw so many fruitcakes to you? They seem drawn to you like flies to a manure pile. Not a one of them have a clue as to what they are saying. What does posting your family page have to do with your salvation: or tour relationship with CHRIST ? The other fruitcake that said about the scales that fell from Paul's eyes is as nuts as this one. The scales were from Satan, They clouded is spiritual vision so he could not see the truth. Once Ananias touched him the scales fell away and his spiritual vision became clear. It was GOD working through Ananias that worked this miracle. The guy better reread the bible. If I had to deal with jerks like him I would look him up and start by slapping him up side the head a few times so I had his attention. Then proceed to enlighten him on the bible as best as I am able. GOD Bless You and Yours !! Pappy !!! ~Craigs On The WEB http://members.cox.net/rcraig5/CraigHome.html http://members.cox.net/rbcraig5/pageofblessings.html
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----- Original Message ----- From: Yvonne Armentrout To: Gail Stevens ; Rita Klingensmith ; Deb Soda ; Rodney ; Robert Ray Haymaker Sr. Sent: Saturday, August 23, 2003 10:08 PM Subject: Fw: common sense ----- Original Message ----- From: Erin Armentrout To: Mom ; Laura Sehres ; Kim Wick Sent: Saturday, August 23, 2003 1:56 PM Subject: Fw: common sense ----- Original Message ----- From: Carter Tom R Civ 66 MSG/LRDT To: Al (E-mail) ; Aunt Willie (E-mail) ; Bob Kelley/Home (E-mail) ; Don's Good Stuff (E-mail) ; Erin (E-mail) ; Jeffwork (E-mail) ; Lana Lundell (E-mail) ; Kevin Piotrowski (E-mail) ; Lisa Carter (E-mail) ; Michelle & George Darrell (E-mail) ; Phil Vasington (E-mail 2) ; Seguin Paul Civ 66 MSG/CEF ; RJ Beaudry (E-mail) ; Sabrina Wiggett (E-mail) ; Sachiko Galek (E-mail) ; Uncle Clifford (E-mail) Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2003 7:12 AM Subject: FW: common sense Subject: common sense Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the name of Common Sense who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valued lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge). His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Finally, Common sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, spilled it in her lap, and was awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still know him pass this on, if not you can give him a second death.
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