Bump In The Night
A man was walking home
alone late one night
when he hears a
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...
behind him.
Walking faster he looks back,
and makes out the image
of an upright coffin banging
its way down the middle of
the street towards him.
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to
run towards his home,
the coffin bouncing quickly
behind him...
faster...
faster...
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...
He runs up to his door,
fumbles with his keys,
opens the door,
rushes in,
slams and locks
the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashes
through his door,
with the lid of the
coffin clapping...
clappity-BUMP
...clappity-BUMP
...clappity-BUMP...
on the heals of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the
bathroom, the man
locks himself in.
His heart is pounding;
his head is reeling;
his breath is coming
in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH
the coffin breaks
down the door.
Bumping & clapping
towards him.
The man screams and reaches
for something, anything
...but all he can find
is a box of cough drops!
Desperate, he throws
the cough drops at
the coffin...
and
of course...
...the coffin stops!
heeh heeh heeh
Oops
I didn't scare you did I? ;)
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