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Baptist Dog
They visited kennel after kennel and explained their needs. Finally, they
found a kennel whose owner assured them he had just the dog they wanted. The
owner brought the dog to meet the pastor and his wife.
"Fetch the Bible," he commanded. The dog bounded to the bookshelf,
scrutinized the books, located the Bible, and brought it to the owner.
"Now find Psalm 23," he commanded. The dog dropped the Bible to the
floor, and showing marvelous dexterity with his paws, leafed through and
finding the correct passage, pointed to it with his paw. The pastor and
his wife were very impressed and purchased the dog.
That evening, a group of church members came to visit. The pastor and
his wife began to show off the dog, having him locate several Bible verses.
The visitors were very impressed. One man asked, "Can he do regular
dog tricks, too?"
"I haven't tried yet," the pastor replied. He pointed his finger at the
dog. "HEEL!" the pastor commanded.
The dog immediately jumped on a chair, placed one paw on the pastor's forehead and began to howl. The pastor
looked at his wife in shock and said, "Good Lord! He's Pentecostal!"
"May all of your days start with Love, continue with Honor and end with
Peace!"
How Much Is That Doggie In The Window
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This Morning
This morning when I wakened
And right away I thought of you
From M.B. Crew
Sent Wednesday, October 29, 2003 10:37 AM
Subject Baptist dog
A Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog. Ever mindful
of the congregation, they knew the dog must also be a Baptist.
This Morning
And saw the sun above,
I softy said "Good morning,
Lord, Bless everyone I love."
And said a loving prayer,
That he would bless you specially,
And keep you free from care.
I thought of all the happiness
A day could hold in store,
I wished it all for you because
No one deserves it more.
Craig Pages
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