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Tell the kids I love them.
-God
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Let's meet at my house Sunday
before the game.
-God
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C'mon over and bring the kids.
-God
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What part of "Thou Shalt Not..."
didn't you understand?
-God
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We need to talk.
-God
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Keep using my name in vain,
I'll make rush hour longer.
-God
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Loved the wedding,
invite me to the marriage.
-God
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That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing...
I meant it.
-God
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I love you and you
and you and you and...
-God
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Will the road you're on
get you to my place?
-God
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Follow me.
-God
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Big bang theory,
you've got to be kidding.
-God
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My Way Is The Highway.*
-God
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Need directions?