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Lift Up Your Eyes
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There is A Light Side To Everything

Adolescence is when you think that you'll live forever, Middle age is when you wonder how you have lasted so long.

Remember when you bought $10.00 worth of groceries and had to hold the bag at the bottom?

A teacher had just given her primary grade class a science lesson on magnets. In the follow-up test, one question read: "My name starts with M, has six letters, and I pick up things. What am I?" Half the class answered with the word "mother."

THREE BOYS ARE IN THE SCHOOLYARD BRAGGING

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50." The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100." The third boy says, "I got you both beat.My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon. And it takes eight people to collect all the money!"

ALL THIS SATAN STUFF

Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, "What do you think about all this Satan stuff?" The other boy replied, "Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your dad"
~~Bob Haymaker

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