"WHEN DRUGS ARE A GOOD THING"

I had a "drug" problem when I was a young person.
I was "drug" to church on Sunday morning.
I was "drug" to church on Sunday night,
and I was "drug" to church on Wednesday night.

I was "drug" to Sunday School;
I was "drug" to vacation Bible school
and "drug" to the family altar to pray.

I was also "drug" to the woodshed
when I disobeyed my parents,
told a lie,
brought home a bad report card
or did not speak with respect.

Those "drugs" are still in my veins,
and they affect my behavior
in nearly everything I do
and say and think.

They are stronger than cocaine,
crack or heroin.

If more children had this "drug" problem,
America would certainly be a better place.

-Anonymous